|Leonardo DiCaprio:||*names his child Oscar*|
|Doctor:||"Would you like to hold h-"|
|Leonardo DiCaprio:||"Say it like we rehearsed it."|
|Doctor:||*sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."|
If Leo can survive the Oscars every year, you can survive anything.
it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name